Dear Mom +/ Dad,
I'll make it easy for you. All I want for (Christmas/Hanukkah/New Years) is a Numi Terps Pass. I can get unlimited yoga for a whole semester for under $3/day. In terms of preventative medicine, I think this is a great deal. It is certainly cheaper than supporting my coffee habit or those 5-hour energy drinks. And I think yoga will even decrease my stress levels. At least I'll be doing more than sitting hunched over my books and computer all day.
Your favorite child,
Dear Mom +/Dad,
I know you've been pushing me to get out of the books and get to know people. I noticed that there are a lot of attractive and kind people heading in Numi Yoga these days. I think if you bought me a Terps Pass at Numi for (Christmas/Hanukkah/New Years), I could really meet someone special. And maybe I'll even be able to do a push-up next summer.
Lonely at school,